heatoise:

*sees a dog*

me: nice

*PETS a dog*

me: NICE

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dirtylittledamsel:

ilivefortheapplause:

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"Dick bigger than a tower, I ain’t talking about Eiffel."

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anikamoa05:

aries: bro ho

taurus: realest ho

gemini:  fake ho

cancer: sensitive ho

leo: cool ho

virgo: bitch ho

libra: smart ass ho

scorpio: best ho

sagittarius: chill ho

capricorn: bitter ho

aquarius:  crazy ho

pisces:  magical ho

(via punkassliam)

Most to Least Likely to be a Millionaire

funastrology:

Virgo
Capricorn
Scorpio
Aries
Leo
Aquarius
Cancer
Taurus
Gemini
Libra
Pisces
Sagittarius

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